I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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