One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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