I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious