hell yes lets make some ravioli
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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