do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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