i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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