Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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