I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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