My hand turned me down
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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