That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Never let your siblings swipe right.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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