Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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