Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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