Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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