I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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