Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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