You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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