ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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