whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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