I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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