When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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