I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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