you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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