my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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