is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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