If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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