i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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