Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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