how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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