Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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