Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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