Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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