Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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