Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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