I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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