Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Randomize
