And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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