I'm drive I can fine osifer
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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