im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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