so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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