she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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