she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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