you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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