his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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