SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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