After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
