I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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