fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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