I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
im six kinds of drunk right now
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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