peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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