the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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