I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
