I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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