I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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