So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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