is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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