Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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